title: conversations
rating: pg 13 (only for some curse words and mentions of sexual situations)
pairings: ohkura tadayoshi / yasuda shota, nishikido ryo/ uchi hiroki
genre: fluff with a hint of bittersweetness and a dash of crack
summary: ryo and ohkura share the same predicament. talks about heterosexual amigos, heart to heart talks, homos and marriage ensue and lead to omgloveconfessions.
disclaimer: i don't own johnnys entertainment.
notes: i'm trying to get back into my ohyass groove people. and seriously i need to write happiness because this cloud of frustration would not leave me alone. i need a happy pill right about now. and ohyass is perfect for that. i want to be all genki and if i do i need to do it for myself hahahha.



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"Sometimes, I'm just really worried what's going to happen when one of you gets married." Ohkura sighs. Ryo glances at Ohkura who is silently driving through the roads with maintatined focus.

"You're talking about me and Uchi, right?" Ryo leans on his seat, eyebrow raised and a sleepy gaze set on his bestfriend.

Ohkura yawns like a hippo. "You know I'm not worried about anyone else getting married."

"What about Yasu?"

Ohkura's eyes narrow. "Yasu is different. I'd be happy for him."

"And you wouldn't worry?"

"He can manage. Yasu's the guy who can manage marriage the most out of all of us guys." Ohkura suddenly feel a slight painful tug in his chest. "He'd make someone really happy."

"If Yasu were a girl, I'd totally marry him. Note, marry, not date."

"A date is a quick fuck for you. Just when you need to get off." Ohkura glances at Ryo, looking dreary and sad. "It's against all your principles, but you still do it anyway."

"I'm a guy. What can I do?" Ryo attempts to redeem himself. "Life is full of contadiction and hypocrisy."

"I don't date because of that. I don't date too often because I'll end up hurting myself and other people." Ohkura replies as he lowers the radio volume. "It's the same for you, you just end up hurting yourself with all these failed relationships you bury in your closet. Did you even remotely like any of them?"

"Thanks Oprah, but if I wanted a long hearty talk, I'd ask." Ryo looks out the window, looking back on the winding road behind them.

"If Uchi marries, you know you'll lose him forever." Ohkura sighs.

Ryo laughs. "Thus I spend my limited time with Uchi in a manner of which I milk out every precious moment I can possibly share with him."

"What'll you do then? When the world gets bigger for him?"

"I'll just go home." Ryo replies. "Give up and go home."

"You're in love with him. And you're not going to do anything about it?"

"It's not my style."

"Style, huh?" Ohkura smiles bitterly, just like how one would smile when something you eat leaves a bad aftertaste in you mouth. "I thought your style would be excessive amounts of hounding and pinning."

"Contrary to popular belief, I am not a Sousuke." Ryo makes a face. "It's love but--"

"--you can't figure it out yet." Ohkura completes Ryo's sentence.

"Thank you my Heterosexual Amigo."

"You sarcasm is stellar. Remind me to laugh."

"Oh god, we are so gay."

"Tell me about it."

* * *

Yasu dabs cotton dipped in alcohol light along the red scratch on Ohkura's shoulder.

"A day after my birthday I fall on stage and slip into a hole." Ohkura throws his head back as the stinging gets to his senses. "Way to start my twenty third year, don't you think?"

"A pessimistic mood will get you nowhere." Yasu scolds him as he hands Ohkura his concert shirt.

Ohkura chuckles, back of his hand against his own lips. "I guess you're right."

"But you seem to be taking it well, actually." Yasu puts his hand on Ohkura's shoulder.

Ohkura places his hand over Yasu's.

"Hey." Ohkura stares at his shoes. "Even if I'm twenty three--" He takes a rather long pause, as though he thinks he ought to have this moment suspended in time. "--I'd still like you to take care of me. Because-- Because I'm still a kid."

"There's just a one year difference..." Yasu is a bit slow. Ohkura doesn't say anything, instead he closes his eyes and holds Yasu's hand tighter. "...Oh. Oh, this is a love confession."

Yasu blinks and Ohkura sighs, pulling Yasu closer. "Don't go."

"I won't." Yasu replies. "It's just that this is a bit weird when we've known each other for a really long time."

Ohkura growls like a ten year old child. "Don't ruin it."

Yasu laughs. "You look really cute to me right now."

* * *

"Let's not marry yet, okay?" Ryo snaps apart his chopsticks. "I mean--- let's not marry-- GIRLS yet."

Uchi blinks. "It's just a rumor. I'm not marrying anyone-- yet. That'll be stupid." Uchi starts to eat his ramen. "I'm not that retarded in the head."

"Let's enjoy our single life, okay?" Ryo smiles widely.

"Okay."

"I'm a really possessive bestfriend." Ryo jests.

"You are. Kind of like Ruka." Uchi chides.

"Kind of."

Uchi stares at Ryo. "Do you have anything else to say?"

"Like?"

"Like--something?"

"Like-- something with homosexual undertones?"

"That's up to you." Uchi sips his iced tea. "But I already know how gay you are for me, so I probably wouldn't be surprised anymore."

Ryo laughs in an exaggerated manner. Ah,shit. He thinks.

"Oh, Ohkura and Yasu hooked up." Uchi informs Ryo, wide grin on his face. "Don't tell me you didn't see this coming. I just got a message from Yasu now, and it's filled with heart emojis."

"Let them be homos together." Ryo growls.

"I sense hostility and jealousy."

"Who pays the dinner bill tonight?"

"Me. I don't want to be a stingy boyfriend."

"Boyfriend?"

"Well, you're the girlfriend so it makes perfect sense."

"I'll be the girlfriend then." Ryo clicks his tongue. "Not permanently though."

Uchi laughs.