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03 February 2008 @ 10:11 pm
[DRABBLE] Kanjani 8 has no *~MEMBER-AI~*  
Kanjani 8 has no *~MEMBER-AI~*
Pairings: None, just hot k8 lovin.
Rating: Pg-13, for swearing and sexual overtones
Warnings: extremely weird. crack. i do think it's funny tho.
Summary: Yoko is sad because K8 lacks *~member-ai~* and seeks to fix that. All why being drunk on his ass.
Notes: It's crack. don't take it so seriously. if i wanted to write serious fic, this wouldn't be here. I hope you guys like it tho. D: Comments are LOVE.



"So we are gathered here--for what?" Subaru is not amused. He is no longer thirteen years old to be amused by these-- meetings in Yokoyama's backyard. He crossed his arms and frowned. He was standing between Yasuda who was yawning and Ohkura who was eating from a bag of potato chips.

Subaru never really understood why Hina always had to go with Yoko's way, he could see Yoko was drunk and not in the right state of mind. Why Hina even thought this was a good idea, Subaru would never know.

Subaru looked around and saw Ryo looking half-dead, Uchi freezing in the cold and Maru-- well, Maru is always doing something no one really knows what is.

Hina cleared his throat, nobody seemed to care. "Yoko has an important announcement to make."

Yoko looked mighty proud of his announcement. Subaru rolled his eyes. Everyone else blinked.

Yoko coughed. "I have noticed that NEWS has member ai."

"Huh?" Ryo was slightly caught offguard. "What?"

Yoko coughed again and this time spoke in a louder voice, so as to make Ryo pay attention this time. "I have noticed that NEWS has member ai." Yoko's voice boomed throughout the neighborhood. The birds residing in their nests flew away.

"And your point is--?" Subaru growled.

"Well I am jealous." Yoko exclaimed haughtily. "We don't have member ai! You guys never care anymore!" Somehow what made it more emotional was Yoko's piercing glare directed at an eating Ohkura. It was so emotional that Ohkura had to stop eating, whilst the chips fell out of his mouth.

Yoko shook his head. "You guys have changed. You guys have definitely changed."

"So what if they have member ai?" Subaru was angrier than he was when he first came here. "What do you want? We get down and do a massive orgy full of love?"

"What the fuck is an orgy?" Yoko is bewildered. Subaru is furious. Hina is sad.

"It's group sex." Hina explained to Yoko. Ryo scoffed at the fact that the 26 year old Yokoyama Yu (his dear bully) didn't know what an orgy was.

Yoko looked at everyone. "Who'd want to get into an orgy with you guys? I'd rather join a Korean boyband-- or an army. I just want member ai okay, none of that gross gay porn stuff!" Yoko twitched.

"Just tell Maru to post something on his jweb like 'Yay Uchi Okaeri!!!' with ten thousand smilies." Ohkura nonchalantly suggested.

Maru pouts. "Why me?!"

Everyone looks back at him. "Why not?!"

"I can't type out ten thousand smilies!"

Uchi looked slightly worried. "Uhm, there's no need to go through all tha--"

"BUT WE WANT TO!" Yoko answered back. "BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU."

Uchi realized that Yoko was getting a little too weird. "B-But it's okay. I don't mind at all! I-- really--"

"But I love yooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu!" Yoko cried. Yoko cried and passed out, face down on the grass.

Yasuda squealed and Ohkura squealed when he heard Yasuda squeal.

Everyone ended up carrying Yoko back into the house.

They prepared hot water for Yoko just in case he woke up with a hangover. Yoko slept on the couch while everyone sat on the floor watching one of Yoko's DragonBall DVDs. Uchi had a crush on Trunks.

Maru wondered how long it would take to type ten thousand smilies.
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Nadia Prongs[info]yelloweito on February 3rd, 2008 06:41 pm (UTC)
MUAHAHAHAHA~ Yoko!!!! U are great coming out with this theme ^^
nishikida[info]nishikida on February 3rd, 2008 06:49 pm (UTC)
UR CRACKS SERIOUSLY CRACKS!
"I can't type out ten thousand smilies!"

*ends up rolling on the bed laughing*

ger sti[info]kism8t on February 3rd, 2008 06:55 pm (UTC)
that's yoko's method to confess to uchi xDDD
thanks for the laugh :)

アレット[info]blufox_o7 on February 3rd, 2008 07:08 pm (UTC)
I used to have a crush on Trunks. Boo me for being a fan of Dragon Ball n years ago. Lol.

This is awesome, really. Your humor is so much love.
Her: Kanjani8 - get crunk wit eito![info]sisterjune on February 3rd, 2008 07:09 pm (UTC)
OMG LOLOLOLOL! *dies*. OH MAN THIS WAS WONDERFUL. A+++++++ LOL subaru was angry ahahahhahah I can just picture him being all tiny and grumbly.And drunk Yoko is a thing of beauty. Your Tacchon is also made of WIN.
LOL K8 says FUCK YOU to NewS and their "member ai" But really K8 shows love through teasing and tormenting each other. Seriously these guys, I love them so much, cause they feel like a real family and true friends.
Cause with real friends you can pick on each other and laugh at each other and be stupid together, and get into fights, and argue and call each other stupid nickanames and call secret meetings in your backyard drunk and have everyone show up. XD
And when you really need help, when it's most important, they will be there for you. Everytime. That's K8's member ai <333. That's REAL love.
the internet has left me in despair!: sdhlasdjsal;d INSANE.[info]saihara on February 4th, 2008 11:46 am (UTC)
EXACTLY. I think member ai isn't as perfect as people make it out to be lol. i don't want to bash news or anything rite nao, but srsly member ai comes with drunk fiascoes and angry ossans, that is what i think. 8Dv
ｷﾀ────(°∀°)────!!!!!: bleach - grrface!ichigo[info]alice_p_liddel on February 3rd, 2008 07:19 pm (UTC)
aahahahaaha omg ilusm for this XDDDD
Yumeko: 2TOP- 愛[info]rainymemories on February 3rd, 2008 07:45 pm (UTC)
Uchi has good taste in DBZ men.♥ LOL :P

That was so LOL! Aww, poor Yoko not knowing what an orgy is.XD It was very cute!♥
ppoppo[info]ppoppo on February 3rd, 2008 07:52 pm (UTC)
WRY HARRRRRRRRRRO THERE its karme.
this is amzing.
amazingggggggggggggggg. the end of comment.

WRITE RYOUCHI KYOUDAI ~*~PORN~*~
GYM SHOWER SEX NOW PRZ
zaq: OREO[info]zaq_in_chill on February 3rd, 2008 08:02 pm (UTC)
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) ...........................

oh this is hard..... hahahaha...

loving the YokoUchi...
the internet has left me in despair!: [Ryo/Uchi] Where's the love[info]saihara on February 4th, 2008 11:41 am (UTC)
sadly you have typed less than 350 smilies LMAO!


lol i kind of like yokouchi too, even the friendship kind of way, it's like having a retarded big brother around.
Sann-ee[info]sann_ee on February 3rd, 2008 08:19 pm (UTC)
"Who'd want to get into an orgy with you guys? I'd rather join a Korean boyband-- or an army. I just want member ai okay, none of that gross gay porn stuff!"

LOLL!!!! OMG XD

LOVED IT ♥

And Maru-- perfect x)
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
kazu_kumaguro[info]kazu_kumaguro on February 3rd, 2008 09:00 pm (UTC)
poor Ohkura he had to give up his potato chips (though the real victim is Maru)
the sums : Yoko (and everyone in K8) doesn't care about member-ai, he loves Uchi.
Mani: Yoko's Attitude//[info]r_hr_maniac on February 3rd, 2008 10:14 pm (UTC)
BEST. EVER.

gross gay porn stuff Zukkoke what?
the internet has left me in despair!: sdhlasdjsal;d INSANE.[info]saihara on February 4th, 2008 11:42 am (UTC)
yoko was drunk, his argument is flaawwed haha.
vreemd23: Tacchon. // Yatta~[info]vreemd23 on February 3rd, 2008 10:17 pm (UTC)
It was so emotional that Ohkura had to stop eating, whilst the chips fell out of his mouth.
Poor tacchon! Ahahaha!!! xDDD
Yoko and his member-ai. LOL. XD
Hula Dance Kick! ~Waikiki Beam~: shade sexin'[info]epicwaters on February 3rd, 2008 10:31 pm (UTC)
"But I love yooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu!" Yoko cried. Yoko cried and passed out, face down on the grass.
Yasuda squealed and Ohkura squealed when he heard Yasuda squeal.
Everyone ended up carrying Yoko back into the house.
They prepared hot water for Yoko just in case he woke up with a hangover. Yoko slept on the couch while everyone sat on the floor watching one of Yoko's DragonBall DVDs. Uchi had a crush on Trunks.
Maru wondered how long it would take to type ten thousand smilies.

that right there SHOWS member-ai. but whatever. I still like yoko. him and his drunkeness. lol this was fun :)
the notorious m.i.a: Rainbow = EITO[info]nekoism on February 4th, 2008 12:30 am (UTC)
There's OHYASS in there. I SAW IT! *passes out like drunk!Yoko*
Oh, and YokoUchi too. Plus K8 lovin'.
*BRICKED*

True love should not be overtly shown or bragged through words. :)b
Chibi[info]chibi15 on February 4th, 2008 05:01 am (UTC)
ROFL! I would love to see the smilies that Maru makes on the internet! =D
エリカ: 佐藤めぐみ: waiting for yu[info]noble_scarlet on February 4th, 2008 05:16 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHA. Win. So much win.
the internet has left me in despair!: babu is confused[info]saihara on February 4th, 2008 11:43 am (UTC)
glad you rike! i thought it was win too lulz! yoko is *~special~*
nazfadz[info]nazfadz on February 4th, 2008 06:19 am (UTC)
Yoko cried and passed out, face down on the grass.

why did i just can see this clearly in my mind?

Yasuda squealed and Ohkura squealed when he heard Yasuda squeal.

i lol-ed my ass off upon reading this.


[info]grantmewords on February 4th, 2008 10:57 am (UTC)
First things first: THE TITLE IS FANTASTIC!

and Maru-- well, Maru is always doing something no one really knows what is.
LOL! Is it possible to like Maru even more now? Even if he CAN'T type 10 thousand smilies? XD

Your fic's great! It brightened up my day. I'm sorry it's at Yoko's expense. XP

fromyesterday: kanjani8 - ohyass do me[info]fromyesterday on February 4th, 2008 12:31 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHA!! You'll continue this, right? *puppyeyes* XD

Every sentence --> ai. XD

"Yasuda squealed and Ohkura squealed when he heard Yasuda squeal." ehehhehe. XD

Maru wondering about the 10,000 smilies.. I can so imagine him do that. lol

thanks a lot for sharing. <33333333
i am the legendary irresponsible hero.[info]tinzedesu on February 4th, 2008 03:10 pm (UTC)
Haha. What. It's love. :D

Uchi had a crush on Trunks.
- Made me LOLed a lot. 8D
Ivonne: DBSK ~[info]ivonnemcgruder on February 5th, 2008 09:26 pm (UTC)
Yasuda squealed and Ohkura squealed when he heard Yasuda squeal. Ohyass ♥

This was love, really <3
oldricecooker: YokoRyo - Kiss; omgyesplz!!![info]oldricecooker on February 10th, 2008 09:19 pm (UTC)
hina spoils yoko too much ♥

aand yoko would wake up bitching that they were watching DBZ without him XDD
Because I am stupid: NR[info]love_akira on February 11th, 2008 01:07 pm (UTC)
yoko wins!!!! haha so cute..i have been wanting to read this,,i bookmarked that page but couldn't get to read with all the things going on....finally i am able to read this and wow,love love it..you rock,,Okaeri Uchi!! really dun mind typing ten thousand smiles if it's for dear Uchi...
felida: YOKO Ying Yang[info]kaos_felida on April 1st, 2008 08:38 pm (UTC)
Are there any Johnny's with more Member ai then Kanjani8? *lol*I don't think so, but GO FOR IT, Yoko ♥
BibiMirage: RyoUchi love[info]bibi_teko on April 23rd, 2008 02:06 pm (UTC)
LOL!!! aww Yoko XDDD

♥

^______________________________________^
maruyama ruthie[info]tegoshitteruth on May 21st, 2008 02:36 am (UTC)

"What the fuck is an orgy?" Yoko is bewildered. Subaru is furious. Hina is sad.

"It's group sex." Hina explained to Yoko. Ryo scoffed at the fact that the 26 year old Yokoyama Yu (his dear bully) didn't know what an orgy was.


and


"Just tell Maru to post something on his jweb like 'Yay Uchi Okaeri!!!' with ten thousand smilies." Ohkura nonchalantly suggested.

Maru pouts. "Why me?!"

Everyone looks back at him. "Why not?!"

"I can't type out ten thousand smilies!"



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BAKA!


nice fic XDDD