I'm gonna be moving fic journals soon enough. I thought it was time for a fresh,new start. All old fics will still be accessible here but new updates/news fics will be posted over at the new journal.

I still don't have the new journal, but when I do I'll post the link here.

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THE YAKUZA COOKBOOK
IV. All the King’s Men

Author: saihara/iwritebadporn
Genre': YAKUZA AU. HARDCORE. (Dark humor)
Rating: NC-17/R
Main: Nishikido Ryo/Uchi Hiroki
Summary: The Yakuza Cookbook is generally more like a collection of seemingly connected one-shots featuring certain Johnnys in that hardcore yakuza life. (Haha!) This story revolves around psychologically troubled Ryo who falls into an affair with his psychiatrist Hiroki. Ryo is a cop with an unlikely alliance and his life coincides with a life of crime and murder.
Notes: You might be slightly confused with the on-goings in this chapter if you haven’t read Hamlet: Act One. It’s not really required reading but please do read just in case this is a bit too confusing. This was pretty fun to write and ARGH RYO IS A SEXY COP. *SHOT* Comments and feedback are LOVE. ♥
Warnings: Excessive profanity, mention of drugs, sex, homoeroticism, and then some violence.

( “Oh god, I don’t remember being fucked like that since forever.” )

THE YAKUZA COOKBOOK
III. Hamlet : Act One

Author: saihara/iwritebadporn
Genre': YAKUZA AU. HARDCORE. (Dark humor)
Rating: R
Main: Shigeaki Kato and Koyama Keiichiro
Summary: The Yakuza Cookbook is generally more like a collection of seemingly connected one-shots featuring certain Johnnys in that hardcore yakuza life. (Haha!) The third story revolves around college students Shigeaki Kato and Koyama Keiichiro, whose dangerous sideline backfires.
Notes: Wow, I’m almost shocked that this turned out so well. This might be a bit OOC (But then OOC in fanfiction can be very subjective) because well, no one’s sparkling and dancing, no rainbows either. But I enjoyed this very,very much. I shocked myself. WHOA. Truth be told, writing in Shige’s perspective has never been this fun lol. XD Some references to Hitchcock and Tarantino are included. Thanks for the general positive reaction to this series, it makes me very happy. Comments/feedback are always welcome. ♥
Warnings: Excessive profanity, mention of drugs, sex, homoeroticism, and then some violence.

( As Hamlet once said: All the world’s a stage. )

THE YAKUZA COOKBOOK
II. We All Live In a Yellow Submarine

Author: saihara/iwritebadporn
Genre': YAKUZA AU. HARDCORE. (Dark humor)
Rating: NC-17 - R
Main: Subaru Shibutani/Leah Dizon, Subaru Shibutani/Mari Hoshino
Summary: The Yakuza Cookbook is generally more like a collection of seemingly connected one-shots featuring certain Johnnys in that hardcore yakuza life. (Haha!) The second story focuses on Subaru (a yakuza) and Leah (a prostitute), their lives, their aspirations and the connection that forms between them.
Notes: I...almost kind of doubt anyone would read this. Although this may be one of my favourite works to date, I’m not putting any of my hopes up that everyone’s going to find it enjoyable especially regarding the fact that this series revolves a rather bleak subject matter and a very uncommon/unconventional pairing. But still, for anyone who does enjoy it, thanks a lot for giving it the time.
Warnings: Profanity, sensitive topics and sex. Subaru being straight OMG OMG OMG.

( He was such nobody then. If someone went in to weigh his existence, he would’ve weighed less than a kilogram. )

THE YAKUZA COOKBOOK
I.The Warphole in Wendy's

Author: saihara/iwritebadporn
Genre': YAKUZA AU. HARDCORE. (Dark humor)
Rating: R
Main: Sanbaka (Yoko, Hina, and Subaru)-centric
Summary: The Yakuza Cookbook is generally more like a collection of seemingly connected one-shots featuring certain Johnnys in that hardcore yakuza life. (Haha!)
Notes: Because I don’t remember writing a yakuza AU ever— here’s one. Reservoir Dogs inspired me to do so. Noticeably ‘Johnnys’ still exist in this AU so, yeah. I hope you enjoy this dark little tale but I did want to put a whole lot of heart. Damn dialogue is always hard to pull off. Comments are ♥ I hope it was badass enough for you. :D
Warnings: Excessive profanity, violence, topics of sensitive nature and lack of rainbows. This was written to offend no one.

( “Well, honestly, I’d fuck Jin Akanishi.” Subaru spoke. )

DOUBLE
Author: saihara/iwritebadporn
Genre': Erotic Grotesque
Rating: NC-17 to R
Pairings: Ryo/Uchi
Summary: Ryo Nishikido goes through many extreme things for the sake of true love. Although the summary you really do need is OMG CLONE- KIND OF - INCEST FIC.
Notes: It’s been quite a while. And if you ever want to thank anyone else for this update, I suggest you give all your cookies to blufox_o7 because you know, she’s fantastic and persistent lol. And if she’s a-ok with it, I’d dedicate it to her. Besides, I owe it to my fellow whacked out Ryo/Uchi shippers. Please keep on giving me good reasons to love this pairing more and more. ILUALL THAT IS ALL. :D And because I still love Subaru, and I love writing Koyama in AU because Koyama in AU give me the privilege to write him as I please (NON-AU to me is a bit of an inflexible universe, all of the plots I can think of in the NON-AU universe seem to click with Kanjani 8 most of the time) You get Koyama and Subaru!!111 Enjoy!

P.S: Warning for the excessive use profanity.

( “You’re a Christ figure if I ever saw one Shibutani.” )

title: nippon ham fighters
rating: r
main: ikuta toma/yamashita tomohisa, nishikido ryo/uchi hiroki, shibutani subaru/yasuda shota
characters: includes yokoyama yu, hasegawa jun, jimmy mackey and tegoshi yuya (so far)
summary: toma is a writer, yamapi is a pornstar.
disclaimer: i don't own johnnys entertainment. tragic, i know.
notes: I’m glad that readers liked Tegoshi’s complicated backstory. It was a joy to write, and this chapter was a joy too. There’s a reappearance of Nishikido, and a glimpse of Yoko’s family. I hope you like this one as well. Just a little bit more and the Hokkaido arc will be over. Comments and all that are appreciated.

( xiv.Nishikido glared. “Ikuta, the peripheral is the peripheral. That’s all there is to it.” )

Title: The Ordinary (A Red Plane Crashes)
Rating: NC-17 - R
Main: Ohkura Tadayoshi/Yasuda Shota
Summary: “Oh well, those things take time. Everything in the world takes time, everyone needs it. Our bodies could evolve to a point we no longer need air or water, perhaps even food. But we’ll always need time.”
Disclaimer: I don't own Johnnys Entertainment. Sucks, I know.
Notes: I am, simply—in love with this. I don’t expect everyone to love it but I ought to profess how much I liked writing this. I miss OhYass. And I seriously had a hard time looking for what to quote. I just can’t find one line I really like. I like all of them :( *sob* Comments are fantastic! I’d love to hear what you think. This is a bit experimental for me so I hope you guys enjoy it still. ^^;

( The balance scales fell into a low incline with one big swoop. )

title: nippon ham fighters
rating: r
main: ikuta toma/yamashita tomohisa, nishikido ryo/uchi hiroki, shibutani subaru/yasuda shota
characters: includes yokoyama yu, hasegawa jun, jimmy mackey and tegoshi yuya (so far)
summary: toma is a writer, yamapi is a pornstar.
disclaimer: i don't own johnnys entertainment. tragic, i know.
notes: Here's the next chapter, dedicated to everyone who were curious about what Tegoshi's 'love story' would be like. Oh man, I really love this. XDDDD; Thanks for everyone's comments and to those how have continued to support this fic. NHF wouldn't be this good if it weren't for you guys! ♥

( xiii. “It felt like a scenario from a drama on TV. It only took 30 seconds to change my life Ikuta-san. 30 seconds, not even a full minute.“ )

Title: The Shinagawa License Plate
Rating: PG
Main: Yokoyama Yu/Shingo Murakami (Either platonically or romantically, it’s all up to the reader.)
Summary: Yoko, Hina and the Shinagawa license plate. An epic in drabble proportions.
Disclaimer: I don't own Johnnys Entertainment.
Notes: After reading those crazy 2ch messages about Yoko looking like an orangutan and has the ability of an extra—I wrote this with no sort of hatred for the Yoko bashers, just a mild amusement. :D

(  I’d call him gorilla whenever I felt like it. Hina bore a close resemblance to gorillas, just as how I bore a close resemblance to orangutans. )

title: nippon ham fighters
rating: r
main: ikuta toma/yamashita tomohisa, nishikido ryo/uchi hiroki, shibutani subaru/yasuda shota
characters: includes yokoyama yu, hasegawa jun and jimmy mackey (so far)
summary: toma is a writer, yamapi is a pornstar.
disclaimer: i don't own johnnys entertainment. tragic, i know.
notes: There’s a brief introduction of Toma’s quaint family, and he meets up with Yoko. A new person is introduced as well, namely Tego. Yeah, Tegoshi Yuya. :Dv Comments are looooovveee. :D

( xii. “So it’s a love story. Good ones, love stories.“ )

title: nippon ham fighters
rating: r
main: ikuta toma/yamashita tomohisa, nishikido ryo/uchi hiroki, shibutani subaru/yasuda shota
characters: includes yokoyama yu, hasegawa jun and jimmy mackey (so far)
summary: toma is a writer, yamapi is a pornstar.
disclaimer: i don't own johnnys entertainment. tragic, i know.
notes: Here’s the next chapter for the people who were waiting for it. :D I hope you guys like and enjoy it. Your continued support has always made be very inspired. Thanks so much for the previous comments, I appreciate them all! So please feel free to tell me whatever you think of my work. :D

( xi. “Geez, why would I? I don't give a shit about that.” I leant on the coffee table and looked at him, straight in the eye. “I like you. I've never been able to tell you personally, but I like you. Storms and all that shit, I don't give a fuck.” )

title: nippon ham fighters
rating: r
main: ikuta toma/yamashita tomohisa, nishikido ryo/uchi hiroki, shibutani subaru/yasuda shota
characters: includes yokoyama yu, hasegawa jun and jimmy mackey (so far)
summary: toma is a writer, yamapi is a pornstar.
disclaimer: i don't own johnnys entertainment. tragic, i know.
notes: lj’s been blocked in the place i’m staying at for the past month, and miraculously it’s been unblocked just today. D: This may be temporary so I’m not taking my chances and posting a new chapter right now. I’ve written three chapter since being internet less and well, here you guys go, a new chapter. This might seem a bit different and so will the next chapters be different too. I had a week to work on them so it really helps to sort of look at typos and add a little more ‘omph’ into them. Hope you guys enjoy it!

( x. “This 'system', this 'mechanism' we move in.” I pronounced the words clearly, in a deep and thick tone. “Personally, I don't like it. But that's just me; I'm a pretty unreasonable guy.” )

Good evening! This is Maki (nekoism) reporting.
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She misses you all!♥♥♥

title: weeklong
rating: r
pairings: nishikido ryo/uchi hiroki
genre: implied porn.
summary: because sex is serious business.
disclaimer: i don't own johnnys entertainment. tragic, i know. but at least i'm no wrinkly old man.
notes: inspired by this pic, i wrote this in ashkt's lj. lol peeeervv'd.

( He hasn't left his house for three days straight, it's summer and he doesn't even bother getting out of fucking bed. )

title: nishikido, superstar
rating: pg 13
pairings: none
characters: ryo nishikido
genre: satire? black comedy? what?
summary: ryo's life is a broadway show.
disclaimer: i don't own johnnys entertainment. tragic, i know. but at least i'm no wrinkly old man.
notes: this is random, when you watch dream boys and follow it with fight club-- the results are never pretty. whatever. haha. comments are cool, but you really don't have to go through the pain hahahahaha. ♥

( Nishikido can handle anything, Nishikido can handle a six feet tall axe wielding serial killer with just a packet of bubblegum. Nishikido can beat your bullies and make them eat shit. Nishikido can turn water into donkey piss. )

title: nippon ham fighters
rating: r
main: ikuta toma/yamashita tomohisa, nishikido ryo/uchi hiroki, shibutani subaru/yasuda shota
characters: includes yokoyama yu, hasegawa jun and jimmy mackey (so far)
summary: toma is a writer, yamapi is a pornstar.
disclaimer: i don't own johnnys entertainment. tragic, i know.
notes: ah yes, finally! i got to write it, arrghhhh finally. i wouldn't say it was a writer's block that kept me from writing, more like outside elements being evil and well, being a hindrance. nevertheless, i loved this chapter because it delivers a calmness. and brings about a certain, different light to toma-- one that reminds us of the guy in the first chapter. also, i think tomapi fans will be very pleased with this one. i know i was. ;) maru is an enigma, but he's rather lovely. one part is a repetition of an event in chapter 2, more like a parallel. and yes-- it ends in a cliffhanger. forgive the impulsive layout changing my friends. i'm rather ocd at times.

( ix. We're all a little crazy in our own, special little way. )

title: mark david chapman reads catcher in the rye
rating: r for dark themes
characters: nishikido ryo, yamashita tomohisa mentions of news, a bigger mention for tegoshi.
pairings: yamashita tomohisa/abiru yuu, friendship for ryo and yamapi.
summary: nishikido ryo contemplates about the death of his bestfriend, catcher in the rye, the beatles, marriage and an empty styrofoam cup.
disclaimer: i do not own johnny's entertainment.
notes: this was written for mujun's comment fic challenge. here. the original struck me as rather skeletal, which basically-- this is an expanded version of the original, exploring deeper themes and relationships. it goes beyond the romantic at times, so this is for anyone who feels like going beyond the usual fanfiction. i also wanted to give some emphasis on the idea that they're johnnys. i definitely prefer this over the original. if people want to look into it deeper then that's great, but if not-- then that's good too! XD I suggest people take this as subjectively as possible. 3200+ words, why, that's rather impressive! XDDDDDD;

( Bad is a good way to describe a lot of things. )

title: conversations
rating: pg 13 (only for some curse words and mentions of sexual situations)
pairings: ohkura tadayoshi / yasuda shota, nishikido ryo/ uchi hiroki
genre: fluff with a hint of bittersweetness and a dash of crack
summary: ryo and ohkura share the same predicament. talks about heterosexual amigos, heart to heart talks, homos and marriage ensue and lead to omgloveconfessions.
disclaimer: i don't own johnnys entertainment.
notes: i'm trying to get back into my ohyass groove people. and seriously i need to write happiness because this cloud of frustration would not leave me alone. i need a happy pill right about now. and ohyass is perfect for that. i want to be all genki and if i do i need to do it for myself hahahha.

( Thank you my Heterosexual Amigo. )